WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the beans. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we should to go for a burger and you can spill us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second.